How to enjoy porn when you're dating

Posted on July 7, 2022

To begin with, don’t even think about denying that you indulge in watching porn when you’re dating, it’s just not credible when you’re on our website to begin with. Men will be men, and what men like is naked chicks and fucking, let’s be honest. You get both when you watch porn. It’s one of the simple pleasures of our time, and despite so many good efforts, they’re not getting rid of porn any time soon. You could invent all the internet filters in the world, but like a child looking for hidden presents on Christmas Eve, a man will always find a way. But when you are dating, it does present you with a few problems.

Now, most reasonable women realise that guys masturbate often, but they don’t expect you to continue to do it as often when you’re in a relationship for some reason. There’s no explaining it, it’s just a fact. And virtually all women in relationships do not expect that their partner is still watching porn. To some women this is tantamount to cheating would you believe? So, it’s time to take some precautions and be on your guard, or you may be in for a conversation you’re not going to like very much. And believe us when we tell you, these women look for this shit!

Your Web Browser

If you’re going to date, and still jerk off to porn, you need to know about your browser history. It’s that simple. Why do you think most guys have that friend who vows to delete their browser history if they ever get killed in a car accident? It’s a thing, and if you don’t know about it, educate yourselves!

It’s as simple as hitting CTRL+H on your keyboard. Up pops the browser history. Then you delete it. This will always work in the short term for those girlfriends who have a habit of checking their beau’s history. This is not a long term fix however, since you can forget, and you will also find it hard to explain why you never have any history on your laptop when you are clearly using it a lot. At least she can’t prove the porn though, right?

Clean Up

It sounds disgusting, but we know there are many of you out there that simply don’t pay attention to this sort of thing. This can be particularly embarrassing. Has your girlfriend ever found a crusty sock under your bed? Well, if so, it’s time to get cleaner and tidy up a bit. Especially if you intend to carry on with your online porn habit. Well, let’s be fair, it doesn’t have to be online, does it? You may be old school and prefer the stimulation provided by the top shelf magazines? If this is the case, you’d better have a good hiding place, or else get rid of them.

Timing is Everything!

We’re not all studs. This is important to remember. If you’re going to knock one out, be sure that your girlfriend isn’t coming over in twenty minutes and expects you to be ready for action. If you can’t perform, she might well want to know why. If you can’t come up with a good explanation, they always fear the worst you know!

If you’re living with your gal, do it when she goes to work, or goes to bed. But if you’re going to do it when she is in the house, you better be aware of her sleeping habits, or at least just how much she enjoys her favourite TV show. Don’t be locking doors either, that’s a dead giveaway!

Invite Her to Join in

This isn’t for everyone, but have you ever thought about inviting her to join in? It’s not an easy invitation to offer of course, and you’d have to be a little bit crafty in advance. Maybe you could drop hints about porn in general and get her opinions on it? If you have that type of relationship of course, you could simply come out with it and ask her if she’s ever pleasured herself whilst watching porn, and how often she used to do it. Then ask her if she still does. If she’s brutally honest with you, you may be surprised. And it also may surprise you to learn that there are a hell of a lot of women out there that love watching porn. Remember though, women are aroused differently. Anything with a pair of boobs gets us hard, but with a woman, you have to target the mind too!

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